my life was ruined by rachael ray

spicyshimmy:

interviewer: describe yourself in 4 words
me: space, the final frontier
interviewer: oh god not again

(via datacr0n)

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7 hours ago
emson:

rcah:

TWITTER HAS NO CHILL 


FUCK

emson:

rcah:

TWITTER HAS NO CHILL 

FUCK

(Source: clockest, via hey--nonny-nonny)

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7 hours ago

passiveimagination:

My mom teaches Kindergarten and I went to her classroom a few days ago and saw what appeared to be a small shrine dedicated to Jodie Foster in the corner of the room and I had literally no idea why it was there, so I asked my mom about it and she said it’s where the kids can go to tattle on each other so they don’t always do it to her

So basically my mom tells her little Kindergarteners to tell on each other to a magazine clipping of Jodie Foster that they call Miss Tattle and if you don’t think that’s the funniest thing then get out of my face

(via datacr0n)

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7 hours ago
marcobodt:

my brother went off to college 3 weeks ago and has not texted me at all until this

marcobodt:

my brother went off to college 3 weeks ago and has not texted me at all until this

(Source: bepsiboy, via pmon3y69)

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8 hours ago
moderndaylady:

weallheartonedirection:

Oh, right. The marathon. The marathon for Disneyland, the marathon chosen especially to run around Disneyland, Disneyland’s marathon. That marathon?


YES

moderndaylady:

weallheartonedirection:

Oh, right. The marathon. The marathon for Disneyland, the marathon chosen especially to run around Disneyland, Disneyland’s marathon. That marathon?

YES

(via underlyingsarcastictone)

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8 hours ago

There’s more to being Warden than getting your way all the time. (x)

(Source: diddydums, via cornbreadcrumbs)

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22 hours ago

angelicdiaspora:

butseriouslyy:

koenisser:

gentle reminder that cleopatra’s beauty is rumored to have started wars in ancient history

gentle reminder that people are evolving to be more and more attractive

gentle reminder that your beauty probably would have started at least 2 wars by now if you lived in 30 BC

wat a gently delivered compliment thank u

Especially with our almost-full mouths of teeth, relatively few poxmarks, and low levels of lead in our bloodstreams.

(Source: vaxeens, via datacr0n)

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1 day ago

stupidshinji:

My icon is also the expression that I permanently have on my face.

(Source: bakagin, via midgardschlange)

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1 day ago

unofficialdragon:

likeakidinabookstore:

annaolphant:

id hit up barnes and noble during the purge

signs you’re a book addict #1: when you’re willing to risk being brutally murdered for free books

(via justinjustbeingme)

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1 day ago

hyperspaceprincess:

when youre desperate to see if someone is hot

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(via datacr0n)

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1 day ago

jacklives:

"This homework is optional but you should do it for practice"

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(via justinjustbeingme)

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1 day ago
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